[CatBatMan]

That wasn’t the kind of “load to the face” I typically get on a night out.

[FuManBoobs]

Originally Posted by BiscuitBumper ↗

Something like a Type-II phaser on heavy stun would have done the job. But unfortunately, the unknown entity that controls the American government and gets to play with retrieved alien tech doesn't want to let those kinds of secrets out of the bag just yet, so dude gets a shotgun blast to the face for now

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by jbdatx ↗

How in the fuck are there cops in Los Angeles California that don't know basic commands in spanish? Everybody that works at every fast food restaurant in California is bilingual but the fucking cops have dipshits like this fucktard running around with shotguns?

Why don’t people who choose to live in this country LEARN ENGLISH??
Why should our police forces have to kowtow to mostly immigrants who aren’t even residents? Think about it. That just makes NO sense!!!
If we do it for one language, why wouldn’t we have to do it for ALL languages? It’s ridiculous, and impossible, to ask that of our citizens, police or not.

[AngelAssassin]

Originally Posted by jjbond ↗

To even the dumbest of individual, the sound of a shotgun racking and the site of a choke stuffed in your face is pretty universally recognized as "Don't do anything stupid, even if you don't understand English, that's your problem for crossing the border".

As someone who moved to America the legal way, at much expense to myself financially and emotionally, nothing pisses me off more than cops and others doing the right thing, being blamed for fuckwits like this guy doing the wrong thing.... Why he hell should any cop be required to know any other language than English, that's our official language..... besides, at the rate this place is going, they'd be better off learning Mandarin.

If he was legal, he understood English, we're an English speaking country, granted you wouldn't know if it you ever called any business and heard "press 1 for Spanish", at that age if he didn't understand English, he was a wet back and shouldn't have been here to begin with so no sympathy and no loss.

Thank a cop today, proudly doing what the Resident of the United States refuses to let INS/BP do every day..... making our streets safer for those who DESERVE to be here.

Well said.

[mr_feelgood]

That "goddamnit" made me laugh

[LERK]

I love it when they cuff dead people.

Especially when their head is blown off.

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by bodyfarmer ↗

The cop could have sang him "La Cucuracha", it still would have ended the same way, suicide by cop.

Bite your tongue, "La Caca" would only incite the Latino. Correct answer is to sing "Guantanamera", always gets them (and me!) smiling like a strong dose of LSD...

[OmniJackal]

Originally Posted by Lugia ↗

Yeah that's the fucking point.

Whoosh

[ViraA]

Originally Posted by Martano666 ↗

Tell me another joke.

You're liked in this forum.

[bigmomma]

Originally Posted by SlightlyMad ↗

Is it really necessary to handcuff a corspe?? Jfc.

yes. Former cop, suspects have feigned being dead just to pull out a gun when cops approach.

So it's now STATE standards, you 1) cuff perp 2) check for weapons then 3) check for life.

If you DON'T do that, guess what, the lawyer of the deceased will say this is proof cops don't stick to their own training and reckless.

And then sue and win against you in court. Liek they say in academy

"Everytime you do something, pretend some lawyer who can't wait to sue the city, is standing right next to you watching".