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Simba...Ungawa!
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The Lion King is a FICTIONAL CARTOON, you IDIOT!
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Simba wasn't having any of it this time.
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Feel sorry for the dead lion & hope the other 2 lions make a quick recovery
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What an utterly naive idiot. All you have to do is watch on Youtube what lions do to warthogs in the wild to see that getting eaten by a lion is the last thing on planet earth you want to happen to you (except for maybe getting eaten by a Komodo dragon).

I've worked with lions as a zookeeper, and they will absolutely tear you a new one if you give them a gnat's wing of a chance.
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What a fucking idiot
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now show us the woman he's trying to impress
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In my experience, that's about as good as it gets for first-person mauling vids. The biggest obstacle is the cameramen don't put enough planning into continuing quality audio-video footage once they die.

Seriously though, it did get quite monotonous when he said "Simba" for the two hundredth time. I gather that intense repetition was a stress reaction.
That was so annoying I would have mauled him too if I were the lion.
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What a dumpass
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Call me Simba one more time and see what happens
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