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01-13-2025, 10:47 AM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
Darwinism is alive and well....  |
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#42
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01-13-2025, 11:08 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,861 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23187 Post(s)
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
That phrase he kept saying translates to “Eat me” in lion.
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#43
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01-13-2025, 11:40 AM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
In Turdistain, attractive pussy eats YOU! I admire you, I don't have the discipline to feed and stroke the pussys each and every morning. A favorite big hairy pussy memory of mine is from the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. The pussy tender fed the lions in their indoor cage (winter). In the zoo the peacefull zoo the pussys were sleeping that night...the pussy tender reached thru the steel bars of the pussy home, grabbed a male lion by the tail and went "thwack thwack thwack" spinning the tail like a jumping rope. This was the signal for the 500 lb pussy to press his neck against the bars while the pussy tender scratched his neck vigorously with both sets of spooky(to a pussy), hairless human tentacles . Well I make a pussy purr with a stroke of my hand...  · |
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#44
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01-13-2025, 01:21 PM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
I would have killed that dude too if he said, "Simba" one more time.
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01-13-2025, 08:59 PM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
I'd have mauled him too for saying Simba that many fucking times!  |
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01-14-2025, 01:23 AM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
Cute lions gave him every chance. What an inhumane enclosure theyre in too :(
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#47
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01-14-2025, 03:20 AM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
What a dumb fuck. In the first place, I hate zoos, animals shouldn't be in cages. I think his annoying Simba over and over again pissed them off. I know it bothered me. He even petted them. Lions aren't pets. Poor things. I felt sorry for the lions, he was too stupid. Had he taken a picture and that's it, nothing would've happened. They laid in their corner not wanting to be bothered
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01-14-2025, 09:25 AM
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage
This is as gratifying as the videos of thieves getting killed by their victims.
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