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Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

On 17Dec24, a guard at a private Uzbeki zoo entered a lion cage to shoot a selfie video to impress his girlfriend. There were three male lions in the cage. The lions ended up mauling him to death. This is his selfie video footage. The recording stops shortly after one or more lions drop him and he starts screaming. About 2 hours after the the attack, zoo workers discovered his faceless remains and tranquilized two lions to recover the body. One of the lions reportedly died during the body recovery effort.

The three pics of the worried zoo guard are from when he momentarily turned the camera on himself as the lions were in close proximity and eying him up for lunch.
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

It’s the circle of life.
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

Video sucked ass.
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

Oh look, some idiots now have the equivalent of "black boxes" to support posthumous applications for the Darwin Award.

Sucks that his utter stupidity hurt an innocent lion.
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

Darwin award winner! First of 2025!
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

Sucks that one of the lions died because of that idiot. They were obviously well cared for and seemed to have good temperaments but he just had to push his luck...
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

In my experience, that's about as good as it gets for first-person mauling vids. The biggest obstacle is the cameramen don't put enough planning into continuing quality audio-video footage once they die.

Seriously though, it did get quite monotonous when he said "Simba" for the two hundredth time. I gather that intense repetition was a stress reaction.
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

Those animals deserve a better life than this shit.
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

God I hope there were security cameras in that room and I hope they get released / leaked
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Re: Lions Maul Zoo Guard Who Enters Their Cage

hope the girlfriend was impressed, and dont enter other people's house without permission
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