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10-19-2021, 03:21 PM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
You mean people that like shoving random items up their cornhole or people that like watching the videos?  |
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#62
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10-19-2021, 07:31 PM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
One is bad enough! I don't want to see the inside of his rectum! Guy obviously wanted a prostate massage, and got more than he bargained for. Maybe he had a big hernia waiting to pop? Should have spent $25 USD on a mail order anal vibrator ... |
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#63
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10-19-2021, 07:33 PM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
Herman!!! You are shocking even me now! Great graphics and subtle messages.
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#66
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10-29-2021, 05:13 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
what the fuck is up with his belly-button?
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#69
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10-29-2021, 09:28 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
Sue the shoehorn manufacturer and establish a government agency with thousands of employees to assure that shoehorn consumers are aware of the proper handling of a shoehorn. Establish multiple government agencies with tens of thousands of employees to insure (via sweet taxes) shoehorn consumers who disregard those guidelines. All of you anti-patriot ******* have sphincter sprockets stuck in your asses. Push it or smoosh it, morons. And you will bleed whatever that flat, grape juice flavored, taxable piss that used to be flowing through your has-been veins.
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#70
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10-30-2021, 12:05 PM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
What's the protrusion on his chest about, though? I mean, he didn't go that far in, did he? ...did he?  |
