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11-03-2021, 03:03 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:5933 female Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 39 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 4 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
i best tell my mr not to shove anything up my ass ever again :D
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#75
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11-05-2021, 07:33 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1382 ~*girly*~ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 427 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 22 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
Pretty sure that shoehorn is from Ikea, I have 2 of those. I don't put them up my ass though.  |
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02-22-2023, 08:31 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:398 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
What the fuck happened to old-fashioned cucumbers, or bottles, or fresh bananas, or fingers, or fists, or remote controls for that matter (for that little extra friction—cute as a button)?    |
