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01-18-2021, 01:42 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
dude shoves a simple stick up his butt: bleeds to death. Dude shoves a jar up his butt, which shatters into a bloody, shard-filled mess: survives by tending to his own wounds.  |
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04-19-2021, 04:48 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
Additional images I made for fun   A shoehorn model showing how it's done. But I'm not sure about the look on his face. It's like he had a wild idea.  Maybe he really wants that IKEA Omsorg shoehorn, the one with the teeth-like rumble strip thingy? |
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04-21-2021, 04:14 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass
I wonder if that wasn’t the precursor to something and he never got to it? Maybe he was going to “shoehorn” something else up the old wazoo  |
