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Guess he was "horny"?
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The weird shit people will do to get their sexual kicks. What's wrong with 'normal' things?!
Chasing the dragon my friend... chasing the dragon.
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It looks like an asshole on the floor
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That's a huge fucking shoe horn.
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What the fuck became of just using a fresh cucumber and some trusty old Vaseline?

Da faq is this world coming to?
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Damn, that's the jolly green giant shoe horn.
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LOL the title to this post sounds like the punchline to a shitty joke.
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People who enjoy this type of shit deserve to die


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