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Re: Died While Masterbating

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I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis
The smaller vagina, the better !

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Old 10-16-2009, 03:42 PM
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Gasping is an amazingly common practice, whether auto-erotic or with a partner, and not nearly enough of its practitioners properly appreciate how dangerous it can be - like any type of thrill seeking behavior, if proper precautions are not taken, there's good odds you'll end up with embarassing pics of your death on this sight - so let's all give reckless idiots a big hand for supplying us with great pics to make fun of!
Speaking of idiots...

To whom would these photos be embarrassing?

If you a referring to the deceased, you might consider that the dead have no emotions. Might as well make fun of a box of sand, and I'll be the one laughing at you.

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Old 10-16-2009, 06:12 PM
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I had a gf who enjoyed mild strangulation whilsy I pumped her; lets just say I didn't as such...
me too, but i think the bf has grown to like it as well.. teehee

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Old 10-17-2009, 02:00 AM
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Speaking of idiots...

To whom would these photos be embarrassing?

If you a referring to the deceased, you might consider that the dead have no emotions. Might as well make fun of a box of sand, and I'll be the one laughing at you.
Riiiighhht. You have a humor gene deficiancy if you don't realize that the last bit there was tongue in cheek. Lighten up, don't take yourself so seriously, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find some joy in your life.

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Old 10-17-2009, 01:24 PM
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Re: Died While Masterbating

this guy died probably due to heart attack...and btw this guy is too fat to be a soldier

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Old 10-17-2009, 03:35 PM
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Speaking of idiots...

To whom would these photos be embarrassing?

If you a referring to the deceased, you might consider that the dead have no emotions. Might as well make fun of a box of sand, and I'll be the one laughing at you.
You totally didn't get that, did you? Ever heard of a little thing called humor?

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Old 10-18-2009, 12:38 PM
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Hey Asswipes!
Excuse me! I don't know about anyone else here but I am NOT an asswipe! I am an assclown thankyou very much...

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Old 10-18-2009, 12:47 PM
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Excuse me! I don't know about anyone else here but I am NOT an asswipe! I am an assclown thankyou very much...
I prefer the ever so clever 'ass hat' or the delightful 'ass monkey'

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Old 10-18-2009, 01:04 PM
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I dunno... I think I'd rather be an asswipe than an ass muncher!!!

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Re: Died While Masterbating

its like they seperate the men from the boys......then they take the men, seperate the fools and then send the fools to war

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