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Defective vagina?
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how do u make the banana stay still?
Do what the guy in the pic did. His banana ain't gonna move any more.
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I had a gf who enjoyed mild strangulation whilsy I pumped her; lets just say I didn't as such...
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Died While Masterbating? I would have died before high school.
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do NOT insult service men and women..they work their asses off to do the shit that YOU can't...If it wasnt for the American soldiers, Nazi's would have BUTTFUCKED all of Europe with a iron banana

agreed.. we wouldnt be speaking english here in america if it wasnt for the brave men and woman who fight for the freedom of people they dont know. support the troops.
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What's worse, dying with a bag over your head or having photos of your little chipolata posted on the internet?
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What's worse, dying with a bag over your head or having photos of your little chipolata posted on the internet?
Hey, it's not little, it's just really cold in here...
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Hey Asswipes!
American soldiers do not wear white undergarments...he may be military...but not American.

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between the 2 of you, faust is more correct gramatically.
however, one does not breath air but needs air to breath.
hope you can tell the diff.
WRONG needs air to BREATHE....B R E A T H E .


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