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between the 2 of you, faust is more correct gramatically.
however, one does not breath air but needs air to breath.
hope you can tell the diff.
And, I hope you do not spout your incorrectness off to the rest of the planet as freely as you do on here.
You succeeded in doing nothing, except making yourself look like an idiot.

And I hope you can tell the difference.
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Since when is having a tight pussy undesirable? As to tiny American dick, as long as we are not talking micropenis, a girl would rather be ticked to death than poked to death. Just be cut, please, no sharpeis allowed.
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Since when is having a tight pussy undesirable? As to tiny American dick, as long as we are not talking micropenis, a girl would rather be ticked to death than poked to death. Just be cut, please, no sharpeis allowed.


Imagine what a big dick feels like then, in some tight pussy...
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This soldier died during masterbation. He had a bag over his head during ther act so he died due to lack of oxygen....Dick head!
kel kel kel,,,,tut tut ! i would have thought u knew that masturbation is spelled with a `u` not an `e` & he aint really got much to crack off with has he ?
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kel kel kel,,,,tut tut ! i would have thought u knew that masturbation is spelled with a `u` not an `e` & he aint really got much to crack off with has he ?
Was 2009 this post Darren

And i don't call it masturbation, i call it rubbing
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Was 2009 this post Darren

And i don't call it masturbation, i call it rubbing
rubbing is good
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Sure is
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I'll settle for rubbing.
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hilarious... wtf was he doing with a bad over his head?


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