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Old 10-09-2009, 06:24 AM
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Died While Masturbating

This soldier died during masturbation. He had a bag over his head during ther act so he died due to lack of oxygen....Dick head!
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:27 AM
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:37 AM
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US soldiers are not very clever are they?
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Re: Died While Masturbating

I see no bag however, maybe he died of 'tiny american dick'-syndrome

They say a lot of people in the west are into to compensate for having a small penis (or vagina in the case of a woman). So it could still be a soldier, judging by the smallness of his penis
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would be no bag as would of been removed. Id imagine who ever found him would try resusitation
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Old 10-09-2009, 06:51 AM
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would be no bag as would of been removed. Id imagine who ever found him would try resusitation
Lol, indeed. That would look so gay btw :P
Could it be that is was some kind of intended suicide? They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
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Old 10-09-2009, 08:12 AM
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Lol, indeed. That would look so gay btw :P
Could it be that is was some kind of intended suicide? They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
post again and show how stupid you really are. dont badmouth american soldiers asshole
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Old 10-09-2009, 09:07 AM
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They teach soldiers that we need to breath air to survive, no?
No, they just teach them to shoot. Although, they don't teach them 'who' to shoot.
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Re: Died While Masturbating

Gasping is an amazingly common practice, whether auto-erotic or with a partner, and not nearly enough of its practitioners properly appreciate how dangerous it can be - like any type of thrill seeking behavior, if proper precautions are not taken, there's good odds you'll end up with embarassing pics of your death on this sight - so let's all give reckless idiots a big hand for supplying us with great pics to make fun of!
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