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Funny you should mention him. I watched his story last night.

He was an attractive guy, but, obviously, had issues. Park Dietz called him an extreme narcissist. Ya think

I'm glad you didn't go in that direction!
I had an extremely low self esteem like he did, but never had anything even close to his bumptious narcissistic mannerisms. A few months or so after my high school graduation, I guess I had had enough and sought counseling.

I was a late starter too, but I guess 19 years old is better than never. I was hanging out with a few friends at an aquaintence's house and I saw this girl I barely knew there, walked up to her, started kissing her, then a few minutes later we excused ourselves and went her place. That was it, totally unexpected. I was feeling a good buzz from a joint I had earlier, but otherwise sober for the most part so no liquid courage to fuel the desire. Guess for some strange reason I just said "fuck it" and went for it, completely uncharacteristic of me, even to this day. But, for whatever it was worth, that one-night stand didn't strain my neck or leave me feeling violated.

I would have missed out on so many things life has to offer and all the joy I would eventually experience from it had I went down Elliot's path. I'm also glad I choose not to.
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I would eat my own pussy if I could. At least I know how to do it correctly
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There comes a point when breasts get so ridiculously large, they stop being breasts. My dear lady, those are udders, not breasts.

I didn't say I liked them, which I don't.

You should be proud of what you have.

My boobs will pretty much stay where they started out and I'm good with that!

Never had any complaints.
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I had an extremely low self esteem like he did, but never had anything even close to his bumptious narcissistic mannerisms. A few months or so after my high school graduation, I guess I had had enough and sought counseling.

I was a late starter too, but I guess 19 years old is better than never. I was hanging out with a few friends at an aquaintence's house and I saw this girl I barely knew there, walked up to her, started kissing her, then a few minutes later we excused ourselves and went her place. That was it, totally unexpected. I was feeling a good buzz from a joint I had earlier, but otherwise sober for the most part so no liquid courage to fuel the desire. Guess for some strange reason I just said "fuck it" and went for it, completely uncharacteristic of me, even to this day. But, for whatever it was worth, that one-night stand didn't strain my neck or leave me feeling violated.

I would have missed out on so many things life has to offer and all the joy I would eventually experience from it had I went down Elliot's path. I'm also glad I choose not to.
Good for you!

Thank you for sharing your story. Timing is everything. :)

It seemed Elliot wanted a certain type and according to the show, never really gave anyone else a chance.

I think we all have that, "perfect type," we'd like in our minds, but, sometimes, the personality and sense of humor take over and that makes someone appealing to me.

Confidence is also very appealing, too. Since you didn't overthink the situation on that particular night, it went well for you.

What I found weird about Elliot is, he had Asian roommates, but, didn't like seeing a white female with an Asian male.

I, for one, am glad that you are still with us.
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I didn't say I liked them, which I don't.

You should be proud of what you have.

My boobs will pretty much stay where they started out and I'm good with that!

Never had any complaints.
Please don't misunderstand my comment, m'lady. I was merely making jest at those disturbing breasts. I intended no disrespect towards you or your contribution.
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Please don't misunderstand my comment, m'lady. I was merely making jest at those disturbing breasts. I intended no disrespect towards you or your contribution.
I got it! No offense taken.

My youngest brother had a picture of his head between the boobs of one of those overly enhanced women!

They were bigger than his head, as they would be with this woman!

They even make her head look small!

Different strokes for different folks! It's all good!

Bibs shouldn't be necessary. I believe you don't start something if you aren't going to finish it! ;)
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god gives in may ways sometimes strange, sometimes lovley in this instance a complete prick.
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Re: 5 Things You May Not Care to Know About the Supposed World's Largest Penis

Too bad he's fat and doughy
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Too bad he's fat and doughy


Wow! Just found out the Michelin man has a name, Bibendum!
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Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?
I think the feeling of a mouth around my dick would be outweighed by the feeling of a dick in my mouth.
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