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Either way, I commend your candidness and honesty.
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I saw that picture in one of Cracked.com's articles today. After reading this thread, I couldn't resist
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I tried it when I was in high school but only got about an inch or so past my head before my neck started getting too sore from the straining. I had a really hard time getting comfortable around women back then, so I figured "why not," I wanted to see what I was missing out on. Thank goodness I got past that phase.

True story, no bullshit.
I'd bet a lot of guys have tried.

Thanks for your honesty and sharing!

I used to be able to get my legs around my neck, but, just to see if I could.
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Agreed!

May I borrow it?

Wouldn't use one personally. It goes where it's will as long as you don't get it in your eyes, it's all good.
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Weirdos
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I think if someone would have caught me, I would have been permanently condemned to living out the rest of my life as a hermit with Elliot Rodger's social skills.
Funny you should mention him. I watched his story last night.

He was an attractive guy, but, obviously, had issues. Park Dietz called him an extreme narcissist. Ya think

I'm glad you didn't go in that direction!
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bigger than Shaquille O'neal?
How big is Shaq's, and how do you know
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And, something for the boob fans...

EEK! They make my back hurt more than usual!

There comes a point when breasts get so ridiculously large, they stop being breasts. My dear lady, those are udders, not breasts.
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Maybe if Jonah went on a date with her, he could get a break from the public's attention to his 3rd leg?.

I think these two titans would make a good couple.
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