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08-31-2019, 07:38 AM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
Don't forget to ask him for a nice automatic prop between your legs, that would certainly be the cherry on top! |
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08-31-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
I will have him leave my fly unbuttoned, and a large rubber dildo installed, so right after my hand extends, the wiener pops right out of my pants. I might not only get on DR, but it could make the national news!
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09-01-2019, 12:17 PM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
There's a horror movie from 1961 called Mr. Sardonicus where a son digs his dead father's corpse up in the cemetery and opens the coffin to retrieve a valuable winning lottery ticket from its pocket and he sees the corpse move (not supernaturally, it just kind of shifts in the coffin) and it so frightens the son that his face is frozen into a grotesque permanent smile that covers half his face. The corpse actually looked a lot like this, and the son's face in turn resembles a grinning skull but with nice hair. It's a fun movie that I recommend to fans of the genre that might not have seen it.
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