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I'm going to make arrangements with my undertaker, to put in a mechanism that, 30 seconds after the lid is raised, my body will sit up, and my arm and hand will extend.
I bet THAT makes it onto this site!!
Don't forget to ask him for a nice automatic prop between your legs, that would certainly be the cherry on top!
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Don't forget to ask him for a nice automatic prop between your legs, that would certainly be the cherry on top!
I will have him leave my fly unbuttoned, and a large rubber dildo installed, so right after my hand extends, the wiener pops right out of my pants. I might not only get on DR, but it could make the national news!
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

They do this in some South American countries. Iv got a Colombian friend, after a certain amount of time they got his dad out of his coffin, chopped him up with a machete, then put the remains into a smaller box in a different part of the cemetery. Maybe it’s the same kind of thing going on here
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

There's a horror movie from 1961 called Mr. Sardonicus where a son digs his dead father's corpse up in the cemetery and opens the coffin to retrieve a valuable winning lottery ticket from its pocket and he sees the corpse move (not supernaturally, it just kind of shifts in the coffin) and it so frightens the son that his face is frozen into a grotesque permanent smile that covers half his face. The corpse actually looked a lot like this, and the son's face in turn resembles a grinning skull but with nice hair. It's a fun movie that I recommend to fans of the genre that might not have seen it.
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

Making room for future decedents burial, etc.
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

Kinda looks like Frankestein's Monster (decayed version).
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

There's a horror movie from 1961 called Mr. Sardonicus where a son digs his dead father's corpse up in the cemetery and opens the coffin to retrieve a valuable winning lottery ticket from its pocket and he sees the corpse move (not supernaturally, it just kind of shifts in the coffin) and it so frightens the son that his face is frozen into a grotesque permanent smile that covers half his face. The corpse actually looked a lot like this, and the son's face in turn resembles a grinning skull but with nice hair. It's a fun movie that I recommend to fans of the genre that might not have seen it.
Mr. Sardonicus was cured with mind over matter. I never knew how his face got that way.
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

Is it me or is that dead body moving.
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

Imagine you are chilling in your grave for 11 years and these guys get you out for no reason
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery

So cool


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