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08-28-2019, 11:11 PM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
I'm going to make arrangements with my undertaker, to put in a mechanism that, 30 seconds after the lid is raised, my body will sit up, and my arm and hand will extend. I bet THAT makes it onto this site!! |
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08-29-2019, 01:03 AM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
Naw, they found Jimmy Hoffa in the Yellow Pages years ago. He was under cement.  |
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08-29-2019, 07:09 AM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
Yep...still dead. See ya in another 11 years! 
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#17
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08-29-2019, 08:26 AM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
Looks like the Philippines. Many cemeteries have these "honeycomb" stacked tombs. They sort of are rented until it's either purchased or re-rented for another year. If not, the body is typically exhumed and thrown into the "bone chamber", it's final resting place.
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#18
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08-29-2019, 08:34 AM
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
11 years? No way does it smell. Probably just smells like dirt and mold.
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08-29-2019, 08:50 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:2037 Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 240 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 20 Post(s)
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Re: Opening of a Coffin After 11 Years at Cemetery
Breathe in those spores and micro-organisms.  |
