Go Back  

Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh. 

Current Rating:

Join NowJoin Now
 
  #41  
Old 10-11-2020, 07:53 PM
PAT RANDOLPH
Offline:
My Rank: PRIVATE
Poster Rank:5110
Join Date: Nov 2010
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
1/20 14/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss40
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

How in the HELL does someone get the free lifetime Buffet pass? I'd Suspect a Slip and Fall out of court Settlement from back on The Big Grand Opening Day there in 1987.

Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 10-12-2020, 02:18 PM
SkinnyFella
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:1670
Male
Join Date: Aug 2012
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 101 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
2/20 12/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss249
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Azimuth View Post
He wrote an indexed, 270-page suicide note.

An INDEXED, 270-page suicide note.

AN INDEXED, 270-PAGE SUICIDE NOTE.

You'd think putting that much effort into your suicide would work you through your trauma.

Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 10-14-2020, 09:05 PM
niknik's Avatar
niknik
Offline:
My Rank: MAJOR
Poster Rank:79
Conservative OG
Join Date: Jan 2010
 
Mentioned: 254 Post(s)
Quoted: 7763 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
7/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss15753
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Quote:
Originally Posted by PAT RANDOLPH View Post
How in the HELL does someone get the free lifetime Buffet pass? I'd Suspect a Slip and Fall out of court Settlement from back on The Big Grand Opening Day there in 1987.
Casinos do that give away sometimes. He may have won a drawing for it. He might have won it through a loyalty card. Possibly he's spent tens or hundreds of thousands in that place. So they gave it to him.

All of which are much better guesses. Because as a business owner myself, I know no company is going to allow someone who sued them, back on the property, and if they have no choice, they definitely are not going to give incentives for you to come everyday.

Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old 10-17-2020, 03:57 AM
DiamondSmiles's Avatar
DiamondSmiles
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:48
Female
Join Date: Jun 2011
Contributions: 120
 
Mentioned: 95 Post(s)
Quoted: 3030 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
2/20 14/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss23500
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Does anyone else think this person is related to the one who died watching porn

Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old 10-17-2020, 04:40 AM
Brandstifter's Avatar
Brandstifter
Offline:
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:2436
Erase the Sixth Commandment
Join Date: May 2015
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 36 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
4/20 8/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss141
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

This is the most American thing I have ever read

Reply With Quote
  #46  
Old 10-18-2020, 12:59 AM
DiamondSmiles's Avatar
DiamondSmiles
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:48
Female
Join Date: Jun 2011
Contributions: 120
 
Mentioned: 95 Post(s)
Quoted: 3030 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
2/20 14/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss23500
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Quote:
Originally Posted by PAT RANDOLPH View Post
How in the HELL does someone get the free lifetime Buffet pass? I'd Suspect a Slip and Fall out of court Settlement from back on The Big Grand Opening Day there in 1987.
I have to believe the owner figured he would get bored after a couple of months, but, they were wrong!

Reply With Quote
  #47  
Old 10-21-2020, 08:06 PM
JESUS's Avatar
JESUS
Offline:
Jack Officer
Poster Rank:23
❄️INFP
Join Date: Aug 2009
 
Mentioned: 152 Post(s)
Quoted: 25372 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
18/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss44112
Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Surely this man has a reason to do what he did. He was dealt a bad hand & lied-to at the salad bar...and nobody was willing to come to his assistance to make this right.

He should have shot all the employees running the salad bar, and then shot himself.

Reply With Quote

Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO