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How in the HELL does someone get the free lifetime Buffet pass? I'd Suspect a Slip and Fall out of court Settlement from back on The Big Grand Opening Day there in 1987.
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He wrote an indexed, 270-page suicide note.

An INDEXED, 270-page suicide note.

AN INDEXED, 270-PAGE SUICIDE NOTE.

You'd think putting that much effort into your suicide would work you through your trauma.
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How in the HELL does someone get the free lifetime Buffet pass? I'd Suspect a Slip and Fall out of court Settlement from back on The Big Grand Opening Day there in 1987.
Casinos do that give away sometimes. He may have won a drawing for it. He might have won it through a loyalty card. Possibly he's spent tens or hundreds of thousands in that place. So they gave it to him.

All of which are much better guesses. Because as a business owner myself, I know no company is going to allow someone who sued them, back on the property, and if they have no choice, they definitely are not going to give incentives for you to come everyday.
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Does anyone else think this person is related to the one who died watching porn
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This is the most American thing I have ever read
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How in the HELL does someone get the free lifetime Buffet pass? I'd Suspect a Slip and Fall out of court Settlement from back on The Big Grand Opening Day there in 1987.
I have to believe the owner figured he would get bored after a couple of months, but, they were wrong!
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

He wrote an indexed, 270-page suicide note.

An INDEXED, 270-page suicide note.

AN INDEXED, 270-PAGE SUICIDE NOTE.



He was trolling, it is very easy to ask ChatGPT to write a long ass suicide note

ChatGPT 4 prompt:

"Acting as a professional Pulitzer award winner writer, write an indexed 270 page suicide note using a lost lifetime buffet pass as a motive for doing it. Use Stephen King's literary style."

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It was an 'all you can write' suicide note.
lmao clever
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

He wrote an indexed, 270-page suicide note.

An INDEXED, 270-page suicide note.

AN INDEXED, 270-PAGE SUICIDE NOTE.

I can't tell you how often I'VE done that! I just haven't ever killed myself, so no one knows about it.
This guy is just a jackass showoff!!
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Some nut cases just need an excuse.
I do not!
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