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Old 04-17-2015, 07:14 PM
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

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He wrote an indexed, 270-page suicide note.

An INDEXED, 270-page suicide note.

AN INDEXED, 270-PAGE SUICIDE NOTE.

He should post it online so i can TL;DR it.

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Must of won a good amount of money or something. Or maybe with the money he saved eating shitty cheap food the past two five saved him hundreds of thousands

But yeah, the 270 page indexed suicide note, the total denial of responsibility and eagerness to believe anyone really gives a shit if he kills himself in 'M resorts' makes it pretty apparent hes a man child.

Young attractive woman turn down my creepy advances! Ill show them.
*kills self*
Mr. M (resorts) youre under arrest for the suicide of mr.noble.
"Give me titties and all you can eat or give me death"-noble.


But wait. When the fuck did I get an edit button?!

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When the fuck did I get an edit button?!
Everyone gets an edit button in this section of DR.

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Since when

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Since when
Years, at least. I joined a month before you did, and there was an edit button in the current events section then, too.

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Years, at least. I joined a month before you did, and there was an edit button in the current events section then, too.
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

You have to make more than one donation to get the editing function, GregK.

When your name turns blue, you got it! You will see the edit button at the bottom of all your posts for 2880 minutes, unless it has changed.

I have done big edits and it didn't work because the time limit expired. They showed, until I hit the save button.

I'd like to be given more time to edit because with some news stories, it takes a couple of days to get photos and video of the perps.

Then, I wouldn't need to bother the moderators!

I misunderstood. We do have automatic edit buttons now

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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

Xanax would have cured him...
Or stapling his mouth shut maybe?

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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.

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He wrote an indexed, 270-page suicide note.

An INDEXED, 270-page suicide note.

AN INDEXED, 270-PAGE SUICIDE NOTE.

I'm surprised we haven't seen him in the Cooler.

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