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05-12-2024, 05:59 PM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:449 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,475
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.
Am I somehow meant to understand that there was an indexed, 270-page suicide note? I've never managed more than 1/2 of one page and that kind of makes me feel like an underachiever in the Terminal Documentation department.
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05-12-2024, 06:12 PM
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| •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:449 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,475
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Re: Man Loses Lifetime Buffet Pass, Kills Self. I Laugh.
This has got to be the most incredible and covert "Best Buffet in the Entire World" marketing campaign, ever. You have just got to KNOW with every fiber of your very being, THIS particular buffet is NOT to be missed! I love me some battered shrimp, sure, but losing the ability to get them for free wouldn't warrant more than 19 to 24 pages TOPS and definitely not more than 1 DVD. (Transparency: It would just be an MP4 file on a flash drive. I ain't got the time it takes to write AND finalize a frickin' DVD.) |
