[icehole]

was that in an ambulance?

[shmeegle]

Originally Posted by docfr8 ↗

The ultimate price for vanity

actually, it was the ultimate price for stupidity...
turns out what she really needed was some pussy-suction...

[akham]

Originally Posted by Zita ↗

Pick one. I don't know if you're intentionally being inflammatory or just dense, but I'll elaborate a bit on good faith.

Your inability to comprehend does not make me dense.

You can comment on the CPR without making a point of (first up) showing off your knowledge or occupation. (If someone else claims you don't know what you are talking about then it's totally reasonable to do so then, IMO).

You ever see a situation with so many things wrong about it that you don't even know where to start? That's how I saw it.

Yup, that's fair enough.

But if you're genuinely curious, I'll summarize main problems I noticed: too fast, too deep, not allowing for full chest recoil, and not having the sense to put a backboard behind the patient. The mattress was getting better CPR than the patient.

Interesting, thanks. Most of the CPR seen on the site is utterly crap, so we don't have many examples of what it should look like. As I said, I only have a few hours of basic CPR instruction to draw on.

[dointhedew]

Originally Posted by Caveman5150 ↗

Tip: The Bag-valve-mask device only works when you squeeze the bag brother... Why is all of South America incapable of producing even the most basic level of emergency care? They're doing lipo-suction but can't do BVM? Da phuk?

This is why I don’t trust any “medical professionals” south of the US border… and I’m Mexican.

[LuckiiDevil21]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

I kept hoping for her stomach to open up and chomp down on his arms like in the old, classic movie, “The Thing” with Kurt Russel.

Ha ha ha! I got the full visual of that. One of my favorite practical effects of all time.

[UrbanDiscipline]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

Well its about 50% too fast, but relative to what we normally see on the site - yes I'd describe it as proper CPR.

But since you seem to want to showcase your knowledge, please go ahead and describe all the deficiencies in it so we can all be impressed.

Mate, look at the shit you're posting to everyone because they disagree with your opinion that it was amazing CPR. You sound like a whiny 8 year old. It was shite CPR, no wonder she didn't survive. End of.

[akham]

Originally Posted by UrbanDiscipline ↗

Mate, look at the shit you're posting to everyone because they disagree with your opinion that it was amazing CPR. You sound like a whiny 8 year old. It was shite CPR, no wonder she didn't survive. End of.

Your posts would make more sense if you mastered the ability to read.

[eggyweez]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

A very rare DR video showing proper CPR!

It's so interesting to show how difficult CPR actually is, it's incredibly tiring, but this guy has really great technique.

[Qberth]

I just had a first-aid course today. It's quite different to see this procedure done to an actual person instead of a dummy. Looks pretty brutal.

[King Herald]

Originally Posted by akham ↗

A very rare DR video showing proper CPR!

Still only a 7% chance of survival, with the best CPR and medical attention afterwards.

Not like in the movies, where people drown, get CPR, cough a bit, and then carry on as if nothing happened.