[Megatron1285]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

I kept hoping for her stomach to open up and chomp down on his arms like in the old, classic movie, “The Thing” with Kurt Russel.

Great movie!

[Michelle_B]

Originally Posted by icehole ↗

was that in an ambulance?

Yes, a smaller one, what we call a "transfer" van.

[Michelle_B]

Originally Posted by King Herald ↗

Still only a 7% chance of survival, with the best CPR and medical attention afterwards.

Not like in the movies, where people drown, get CPR, cough a bit, and then carry on as if nothing happened.

But as I was always told, what is the WORST that can happen? Nothing, she's already dead so you can't kill her any more than she is.

[muzaqman]

THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE SAYS "I FUCKED UP!"

[Elfgonebad]

They Liposucked the life right out of her. They tried to revive as they realized they probably won't get paid for their services now.

[Spiffyfable]

Way thinner than I was expecting

[jbell0129]

Already looked good, but back for more. Dumb