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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

How do you accidently pull a trigger on a gun that's pointed straight your head?
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

How do you accidently pull a trigger on a gun that's pointed straight your head?
How? I'll show you
That's how
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Makes you wonder how he came to the US legally when he obviously doesn't have the smarts for a student or work sponsorship visa...
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Is this thing loaded?
Not any more~!
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Yeah minorities from 3rd world countries are certainly more likely to vote for Trump than Biden...

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Seriously he looked down the barrel of a gun and pulled the trigger. We should be surprised he lasted that long before winning the Darwin Award.
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

When I saw Alabama in the title I assumed it'd be some slack-jaw fucknut. I wonder, do Indian immigrants start to take on the redneck inbred accent if they live in Alabama long enough? And what does the accent sound like. Sorry if I've offended any Indians as its not my intent. Just curious about this subject.
I'm not Indian or Alabamian, but I take offense to that "slack-jaw fucknut" remark... that undermines a large portion of the "redneck inbred" DR audience.
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Another addition to my list of most retarded deaths
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what a stupid fuck,,, oh well.
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

I’ll take a pack of Marlboro Reds. Yes shorts and please no brain matter, hello? Sir?


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