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When I saw Alabama in the title I assumed it'd be some slack-jaw fucknut. I wonder, do Indian immigrants start to take on the redneck inbred accent if they live in Alabama long enough? And what does the accent sound like. Sorry if I've offended any Indians as its not my intent. Just curious about this subject.
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OH that is too bad.... that he didn't take a few more with him I mean.
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Too expensive... he took the 4 minute Alec Baldwin gun handling course online.
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You just can't fix stupid.
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Honestly if you aim loaded gun to your head its not accident anymore
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holy fuck I can't stop laughing. How did he ever live past 11?
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Fucktard
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

What the hell is wrong with :those: people
Most of these people are Punjabis. Punjab is a backwater area of India filled with an ethnic group of people called "Punjabis".

They are mostly hooligans and are silly people. They are famous for the distinct looks, music, and turbans (towel head Indians).


It is a wasteland full of mostly desperate farmers that export their children to the West.

They have taken over 7/11s, truck businesses across Canada and North America.


Other Indians give them a wide berth knowing they are not the sharpest people.

Other Indians degrade them for their:

Lack of interest in science or technology
Silly dances
Silly behavior


They race tractors there in Punjab and have stickers of Ak-47s on tractors and captions such as "gangsta farmer".


These people are basically jokers. This fellow's behavior does not surprise me as someone from the subcontinent.
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Can't fix stupid
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Hey man, nice shot...
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