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that is the number one rookie mistake
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Darwin Award material there.
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Imagine being that dumb
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Yea the family is "too poor" to fly his body home. More like please dispose of our dumb ass son.
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"According to P.'s family back in India, they are laden with debt and cannot afford to repatriate P.'s body."

Talk about adding insult to injury.
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Right in the forehead too. Right to the embalming table for this dumb dumb. Cap in the noodle, little wax and formalin and off to the casket for this brain wave.
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Boomstick went boom
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Darwinism at its finest.
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Re: Store Clerk Accidentally Shoots Himself in Alabama

I'll never understand that. I have a few guns. And even when I KNOW they are clear - there's NOT A CHANCE they are loaded- I STILL get a horrible feeling if I even look a little down the barrel. I'd be the dirtiest place on my guns is just inside the muzzle - I've never looked there.

stop being such a pussy
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