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10-02-2021, 03:56 PM
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 BEHEMOTH Poster Rank:53 Blue-Eyes White Dragon Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 27,812
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Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
"In Buzuluk, during a parachute jump, a 20-year-old guy from Buguruslan crashed to death. In flight, the young man's lines got tangled, so the canopy did not open properly. The reserve parachute did not work. It is specified that the deceased jumped with a parachute for the first time in his life." |
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10-02-2021, 04:12 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 48,647 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23953 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
Something just tells me that, somehow, vodka was involved. “Igor, are you sure you know how to pack a chute properly”? “Da, da. Now where did I leave that bottle”? |
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10-02-2021, 04:51 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,254 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1433 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
If at first you don’t succeed, try….um…erm…nevermind
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10-02-2021, 05:01 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:42 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 34,962 Mentioned: 193 Post(s) Quoted: 17648 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
Another dipshit that died doing what he loved. Bless his fucking heart.  |
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10-02-2021, 05:02 PM
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| My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:42 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 34,962 Mentioned: 193 Post(s) Quoted: 17648 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
I didn’t mean a shooting emoji butt fuck it, I’ll allow it.  |
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10-02-2021, 06:56 PM
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| Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 48,647 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 23953 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
You ok, Lerk?
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