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10-02-2021, 03:56 PM
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 BEHEMOTH Poster Rank:53 Blue-Eyes White Dragon Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 28,026
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Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
"In Buzuluk, during a parachute jump, a 20-year-old guy from Buguruslan crashed to death. In flight, the young man's lines got tangled, so the canopy did not open properly. The reserve parachute did not work. It is specified that the deceased jumped with a parachute for the first time in his life." |
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10-02-2021, 04:12 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,477 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 24265 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
Something just tells me that, somehow, vodka was involved. “Igor, are you sure you know how to pack a chute properly”? “Da, da. Now where did I leave that bottle”? |
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10-02-2021, 04:51 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:304 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,279 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1438 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
If at first you don’t succeed, try….um…erm…nevermind
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10-02-2021, 05:01 PM
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 ★ Toddler Timeout ★ Poster Rank:43 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 35,002 Mentioned: 194 Post(s) Quoted: 17665 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
Another dipshit that died doing what he loved. Bless his fucking heart.  |
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10-02-2021, 05:02 PM
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| ★ Toddler Timeout ★ Poster Rank:43 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 35,002 Mentioned: 194 Post(s) Quoted: 17665 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
I didn’t mean a shooting emoji butt fuck it, I’ll allow it.  |
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#8
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10-02-2021, 06:56 PM
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| Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,477 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 24265 Post(s)
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Re: Russia - Guy Dead After Failed Parachute Jump
You ok, Lerk?
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