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My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT

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About Me
If a lover tells you they love you in the middle of lovemaking ask them to be patient for your answe

About Me

  • About pokerplay
    Location
    Cheesequake, NJ
    Interests
    Hot summers, long walks on the beach and the occassional older asian man who likes to slow dance
    Occupation
    Blow job receiver, full time.
    Gender
    Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis
  • Blurbs
    Tell us something,
    About Me
    If a lover tells you they love you in the middle of lovemaking ask them to be patient for your answe
  • Interests
    Tell us something that interests you,
    Interests
    Skydiving. Not the real kind. I just zoom in on Google Earth really really fast.
    Music
    I listened to music once without protection. Now I have hearing aids.
    Movies
    I like comedies. The bee, the bird and the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
    Television
    Mysteries. I'm a mystery encased in a puzzle, rolled into a burrito. Why burrito? Another mystery.
    Books
    I like to read books about the majesty of wind, but only draft versions.
  • Profile Details
    Relationship Status
    Like a melon that can't get married. I'm a cantelope.
    Sexual Orientation
    Missionary
    Hometown
    Vistaview, NJ. There ain't no vista and there ain't no view though.
    Religion
    I was a polytheist, now I'm a monotheist and getting closer to the real answer with each transition.
    Occupation
    There is already an Occupation section. As if people that post on this site have two jobs. Ha!
    Political Party
    A politician who smiles has found someone to blame.

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  • Activity: 20%
  • Today: 1/11
  • Longevity: 85%
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Activity
  • Activity: 20%
  • Today: 1/11
  • Longevity: 85%
Total Thanks
Total Groans
General Information
  • Last Activity: 07-17-2024 07:31 AM
  • Join Date: 05-06-2009

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07-16-2024
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07-13-2024
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07-02-2024
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06-26-2024
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06-25-2024
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06-23-2024
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06-22-2024
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06-21-2024
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06-20-2024
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06-10-2024
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06-09-2024
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06-06-2024
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06-05-2024
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