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Re: Lawyer's Brains on the Ground After He Was Shot Dead

Everyone hates on attorneys until they find themselves accused of a crime , then they love ya.

I gotta say, though, his brains sure did travel some distance from his body . I can imagine them dragging themselves across the pavement, calling out, "Quaid...start the reactor. Free Mars...."
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Re: Lawyer's Brains on the Ground After He Was Shot Dead

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".
- William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2.
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Re: Lawyer's Brains on the Ground After He Was Shot Dead

Probably like India where everyone is a medical doctor as a side hustle.
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Although he worked at a bank, he was probably a divorce lawyer.
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Wait, he was working at a bank even though he's a lawyer?
Could be real estate attorney or contract counsel.
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Re: Lawyer's Brains on the Ground After He Was Shot Dead

how to kill a lawyer?
surprise them first


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