Lawyer's Brains on the Ground After He Was Shot Dead

TheCruxofBag · #1 07-16-2023, 04:28 PM

The lawyer J.A.F. was murdered near the city of Gonçalves Dias, Maranhão state. He was killed on a farm in the outskirts of the city after he was surprised by his assassins.

J. had spent time in prison on charges of involvement in a bank robbery, where he was formerly an employee. However, the motive has not been fully confirmed.

GODREKR · #2 07-16-2023, 05:20 PM

Wait, he was working at a bank even though he's a lawyer?

Trucked up · #3 07-16-2023, 05:24 PM

Being a lawyer pretty much the entire human race could be a suspect.

TheCruxofBag · #4 07-16-2023, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GODREKR

Wait, he was working at a bank even though he's a lawyer?

I read it as: he used to work in the bank, then he used his inside knowledge to try and rob it, got caught, then after he got freed, he became a lawyer.

HIGHTECHDUDE · #5 07-16-2023, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trucked up

Being a lawyer pretty much the entire human race could be a suspect.

attorney (a-'ter-nē) noun: a person with a license to steal from clients. Synonym: lawyer
Usage: "Fuck my attorney." "My lawyer screwed me."

GODREKR · #6 07-16-2023, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCruxofBag

I read it as: he used to work in the bank, then he used his inside knowledge to try and rob it, got caught, then after he got freed, he became a lawyer.

That makes more sense than what I was thinking.

docfr8 · #7 07-16-2023, 07:44 PM

Dumped their magazine into the back of his head

Guns N' Coffee · #8 07-16-2023, 07:55 PM

He won't be needing those brains anymore.

SimoneFlen' · #9 07-16-2023, 09:35 PM

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**kellyhound** · #10 07-17-2023, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCruxofBag

I read it as: he used to work in the bank, then he used his inside knowledge to try and rob it, got caught, then after he got freed, he became a lawyer.

He was already a lawyer when they robbed the bank on January 26th, 2018. Actually he and a farmer were the leaders of a gang doing kidnappings, robberies, murders, drug trafficking and illegal carrying of weapons/explosives.
he's the fucker on the right.

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