Lawyer's Brains on the Ground After He Was Shot Dead

[foxfantastic]

Everyone hates on attorneys until they find themselves accused of a crime , then they love ya.

I gotta say, though, his brains sure did travel some distance from his body . I can imagine them dragging themselves across the pavement, calling out, "Quaid...start the reactor. Free Mars...."

[rohmell]

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".
- William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2.

[gimlet]

Probably like India where everyone is a medical doctor as a side hustle.

[American1]

Although he worked at a bank, he was probably a divorce lawyer.

[TheUrinator]

Originally Posted by GODREKR

Wait, he was working at a bank even though he's a lawyer?

Could be real estate attorney or contract counsel.

[icehole]

how to kill a lawyer?
surprise them first