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09-16-2018, 07:55 AM
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 ⋆Bunnylord⋆ Poster Rank:46 HAVE YANNI SPAY OR NEUTERED! Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 32,618
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Gambian Chest Transgressions
A young bare breasted drownist on a beach in sun kissed Gambia. Foaming and the like, then she dies.
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09-16-2018, 10:38 AM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
At least they tried to help.  |
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09-16-2018, 10:45 AM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
"A young bare breasted drownist on a beach in sun kissed Gambia. Foaming and the like, then she dies." what is this .. google translate?  |
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09-16-2018, 11:40 AM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
should have worn a scuba diving mask like the one in your ava
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09-16-2018, 03:08 PM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
He's definitely copping a feel during that cpr
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09-16-2018, 03:39 PM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
I always thought that agonal breathing after drowning is possible but I've never seen it until now. Great post!
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09-16-2018, 06:01 PM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
I used to teach CPR classes while working a part-time job as a lifeguard at my university's aquatics center when I was a student. The technique used here is an unorthodox, but perfectly acceptable way to finish someone off if you fear they might still be alive. To the OP, you'll want to render the phrase as "the sun-kissed Gambia"; always include the article, as the name refers to the Gambia river and environs. Also, a drownist would be someone who does the drowning, not someone who is drowned. The suffix "-ist" is derived from Latin "-ista" - 'one who does [something]'. That's why we don't call rape victims "rapists". My version: A girl took a ride on a rip-tide but was not eyed and thus died on a resplendent beach in the sun-kissed Gambia. The universe sighed and the younger ones cried as the wind's private thoroughfare took death's new bride to some undisclosed place out east from Crimea. |
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09-16-2018, 06:17 PM
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Re: Gambian Chest Transgressions
Nah, I fucked up the last bit. Second attempt: A girl took a ride on a rip-tide but was not eyed and thus died on a resplendent beach in the sun-kissed Gambia. The universe sighed and the younger ones cried as the wind's private thoroughfare took death's new bride to some place in the stars out past Cassiopeia. |
