[docfr8]

Give them an "E" for effort

[kasapin]

Originally Posted by Xploit Machine ↗

"A young bare breasted drownist on a beach in sun kissed Gambia. Foaming and the like, then she dies."

what is this .. google translate?

the dude is either trying to be funny... or most likely mildly retarded .. all his threads are brain cancer to read.

[laal]

Originally Posted by kasapin ↗

the dude is either trying to be funny... or most likely mildly retarded .. all his threads are brain cancer to read.

His quality content vastly overshadows his captions.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

I used to teach CPR classes while working a part-time job as a lifeguard at my university's aquatics center when I was a student. The technique used here is an unorthodox, but perfectly acceptable way to finish someone off if you fear they might still be alive.

To the OP, you'll want to render the phrase as "the sun-kissed Gambia"; always include the article, as the name refers to the Gambia river and environs.

Also, a drownist would be someone who does the drowning, not someone who is drowned. The suffix "-ist" is derived from Latin "-ista" - 'one who does [something]'. That's why we don't call rape victims "rapists".

My version:

A girl took a ride on a rip-tide but was not eyed and thus died on a resplendent beach in the sun-kissed Gambia.

The universe sighed and the younger ones cried as the wind's private thoroughfare took death's new bride to some undisclosed place out east from Crimea.

Personally, Rapist sounds like the machine that makes plastic bags--like that's what it should mean. I like Raper myself. I would say, though, that we could settle on calling her a Drownista, but now even that doesn't work.
Just to make it clear, we can't call her a Drownist or Drownista because she was only a Drownista whilst drowning, right? Or is it because she drowned in a river, not located in Latvia?

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by kasapin ↗

the dude is either trying to be funny... or most likely mildly retarded .. all his threads are brain cancer to read.

I'm not mildly anything. I take it to the max muchacho!

[Mr_Shlaapu]

The first girl would be able to breathe better if they got her bikini bottoms out of her lungs.


The second though, dude looked like he was trying to dig to China.

[BigSnail34]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Personally, Rapist sounds like the machine that makes plastic bags--like that's what it should mean. I like Raper myself. I would say, though, that we could settle on calling her a Drownista, but now even that doesn't work.
Just to make it clear, we can't call her a Drownist or Drownista because she was only a Drownista whilst drowning, right? Or is it because she drowned in a river, not located in Latvia?

You could say drownedee and pronounce it "droh-neh-dee".

Fun fact about Latvia: When Latvia gained independence in 1991, a law was passed saying only people who were already living in Latvia before 1940 and their descendents are eligible for citizenship. However, based on the way the dissolution of the Soviet Union worked, many ethnic Russians who had moved to or were born in Latvia were not eligible for Russian citizenship, either. Thus, there are still a quarter-million people living in Latvia today who are citizens of no country. The Latvian government calls them nepilsoņi, which literally means "non-citizen", and issues them non-citizen passports, which have "NOT A CITIZEN" emblazoned on the front cover.

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

Fun fact about Latvia: When Latvia gained independence in 1991, a law was passed saying only people who were already living in Latvia before 1940 and their descendents are eligible for citizenship. However, based on the way the dissolution of the Soviet Union worked, many ethnic Russians who had moved to or were born in Latvia were not eligible for Russian citizenship, either. Thus, there are still a quarter-million people living in Latvia today who are citizens of no country. The Latvian government calls them nepilsoņi, which literally means "non-citizen", and issues them non-citizen passports, which have "NOT A CITIZEN" emblazoned on the front cover.

There was another stateless group that became similarly tangled from around there too. Solzhenitsyn wrote of them, but I can't remember what they're called now. Their communities were so remote and secretive that the Soviets found them too worthless to even attempt to round up. Recently, I thought of them again upon hearing about these secret communes existing in Russia today--they apparently protect these old stories and circulate them in these volumes called "The Image Makers", I think. They are claimed to be a really deep historical records of the area that were all thought destroyed by the revolutions/Soviets. Anyhow, I was thinking about how maybe they're all the same people. I can at least remember their mention was within the third part of A Gulag Archipelago. I think I'll start there, thanks for reminding me.

[dancroman]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

Nah, I fucked up the last bit. Second attempt:

A girl took a ride on a rip-tide but was not eyed and thus died on a resplendent beach in the sun-kissed Gambia.

The universe sighed and the younger ones cried as the wind's private thoroughfare took death's new bride to some place in the stars out past Cassiopeia.

Epic. You sir are a true wordsmith.

[mexx]

Life for you!! Stay away from the ocean!!