[Legalscatboy]

Should have called Julie

[HIGHTECHDUDE]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

I make my living in ICs / semiconductors and I don't understand electricity either..

Huh, you don't look Chinese...

[tiduspr]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

The last time I worked on a pole it belonged to an almost seven-foot Norwegian. I worked that pole like it owed me money. Stroked it, slapped it, talked to it real sweet like then choked it thoroughly, made sure that pole knew who was boss. I throttled that pole until it finally gave up its sauce. Milky and viscous it was, slimy and yet some might say beautiful. It was the whitest grey, chunky in parts, long thick ropes at first, then dribbled down the web between my ring finger and thumb. I guess the pole got sleepy after a while and shrunk up faster than a slinky at the bottom of a stair run. The lesson is that if you play with a pole more than a dozen times, it's likely to erupt on you.

This is poetic, hilarious, cringey, and campy all in one.

The fact that people laugh at jokes about people’s misfortunes everywhere on this forum, but will actually question this one instead of just laughing it up is just … .

This make me lol at 4:00 am

[depraved1]

The ol’ Caucasian Sparks will bite ya!

[ironmike]

Originally Posted by pokerplay ↗

The last time I worked on a pole it belonged to an almost seven-foot Norwegian. I worked that pole like it owed me money. Stroked it, slapped it, talked to it real sweet like then choked it thoroughly, made sure that pole knew who was boss. I throttled that pole until it finally gave up its sauce. Milky and viscous it was, slimy and yet some might say beautiful. It was the whitest grey, chunky in parts, long thick ropes at first, then dribbled down the web between my ring finger and thumb. I guess the pole got sleepy after a while and shrunk up faster than a slinky at the bottom of a stair run. The lesson is that if you play with a pole more than a dozen times, it's likely to erupt on you.

You should write for Penthouse Forum (those stories are real, aren't they?)

[DanteAntonelli]

I have good news and bad news guys.

The bad news is:
Today there will be an electrocution incident.



The good news:
There will be enough juice for two.

[fast-ed]

Those large orange lines look like hot bypass conductors. They should definitely have rubber gloves on when performing any energized task.