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09-08-2023, 10:43 PM
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Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
A couple of lineman was electrocuted while working on a pole.
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09-08-2023, 11:01 PM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
All because pink shirt walked under the ladder...bad luck you know.
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09-08-2023, 11:21 PM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
In that job, if the workers are so fucking stupid even THEY don't know when it's safe, then NO ONE should be doing that work. Sub contract it to someone who is an expert. Or at least not a moron.  |
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09-08-2023, 11:27 PM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
The last time I worked on a pole it belonged to an almost seven-foot Norwegian. I worked that pole like it owed me money. Stroked it, slapped it, talked to it real sweet like then choked it thoroughly, made sure that pole knew who was boss. I throttled that pole until it finally gave up its sauce. Milky and viscous it was, slimy and yet some might say beautiful. It was the whitest grey, chunky in parts, long thick ropes at first, then dribbled down the web between my ring finger and thumb. I guess the pole got sleepy after a while and shrunk up faster than a slinky at the bottom of a stair run. The lesson is that if you play with a pole more than a dozen times, it's likely to erupt on you.
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09-09-2023, 02:02 AM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
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09-09-2023, 02:10 AM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
Welcome to amateur clown gallery.. the only mother fucker that had it right was the guy with the non-conductive fiberglass extension rod.. the other moron that was next to him and grabbed him  |
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09-09-2023, 07:10 AM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
That guy on the left sure got stiff.
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09-09-2023, 07:28 AM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
Looks just like me when I come, loose consciousness and flop over backwards stiff as a board...
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09-09-2023, 02:16 PM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
This was posted on 09-08-2023, which just so happens to be a FRYDAY.
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09-09-2023, 02:34 PM
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Re: Couple of Lineman Electrocuted Working on Pole
Always wondered why linemen don't wear faraday suits when working on high voltage lines?... any experts know?
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