JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Clean Up on Aisle 7

Clean Up on Aisle 7 

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #1  
06-25-2025, 10:23 AM
mr_feelgood's Avatar
mr_feelgood
Online
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:131
Happy Happy Happy
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 12,377
 
Mentioned: 20 Post(s)
Quoted: 4079 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
13/20 17/20
Today Posts
9/11 ssss12377
Clean Up on Aisle 7

He had a coupon for death
Click here to remove ›
8.71 MB ·34 views DownloadMember
41 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
><0300><, Amano Jack, Bad_Ash, bode5997, Caf002, CatBatMan, DaveTheBassist, docfr8, Eggbeater01, ewnasssty, giovanni0359, graveworm, Guns N' Coffee, IMKB, iqjap, justeffindandy, kbt3168, kellyhound, Major_Tom, mparryuk52, Mr.NoCredit, MrFlibble, muitoamor7, obelix, ozzy3406, pokerplay, Pyramid_Head, r.p.mcmurphy, romanov1918, san_chayin, SkinnyFella, sllugger, soja, Suicide_Note, TheBunnyOverlord, Thomdiver, Tornadolen, Vampyre, William May, Yanni, zuiram
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Feeling out of place? You’ll fit in here
Join Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #2  
06-25-2025, 10:32 AM
><0300><'s Avatar
><0300><
Online
General of the Armies
Poster Rank:74
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 20,458
 
Mentioned: 12 Post(s)
Quoted: 7969 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
18/20 16/20
Today Posts
3/11 ssss20458
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

He was laying there and I'm like he may actually have survived that. And then... I'm pretty sure I was right for about 20ish seconds
9 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
docfr8, iqjap, MrFlibble, mr_feelgood, Pyramid_Head, soja, Suicide_Note, TheBunnyOverlord, William May
  #3  
06-25-2025, 10:33 AM
docfr8's Avatar
docfr8
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:61
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 25,053
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Quoted: 3459 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
6/20 17/20
Today Posts
2/11 ssss25053
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

Damn.. Even came back for follow up shots.. Judging by her reaction, they just started kickin' it
5 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
><0300><, Cryptkeeper, iqjap, mr_feelgood, William May
  #4  
06-25-2025, 11:05 AM
pokerplay
Offline:
My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR
Poster Rank:301
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 4,217
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 1422 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
4/20 18/20
Today Posts
1/11 sssss4217
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

Best thing to ever happen to her
5 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
><0300><, Cryptkeeper, iqjap, mr_feelgood, William May
  #5  
06-25-2025, 11:24 AM
Necrotic Bowel's Avatar
Necrotic Bowel
Offline:
Emperor of Uranus
Poster Rank:32
I identify as kitchen ware
Join Date: Jan 2017
Posts: 46,835
 
Mentioned: 26 Post(s)
Quoted: 23176 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
19/20 10/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss46835
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

Store policy is clear. NO SHAKING THE MERCHANDISE.

They take this very seriously

And Aisle 7??? That whole store only has three
6 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
CatBatMan, iqjap, marcos_69, MrFlibble, mr_feelgood, William May
  #6  
06-25-2025, 11:26 AM
CatBatMan's Avatar
CatBatMan
Offline:
•Sofa King Band•
Poster Rank:449
The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!)
Join Date: Oct 2020
Posts: 2,475
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 391 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
7/20 6/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2475
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

She was eerily calm about the whole thing. She checked him over, grabbed her phone and called the shooter to report his failure and he returned to complete his assignment. Cold and smooth like the autopsy table he'll soon be on. I like it.
11 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
><0300><, docfr8, dystopian, IMKB, iqjap, kbt3168, kellyhound, mr_feelgood, Necrotic Bowel, r.p.mcmurphy, William May
  #7  
06-25-2025, 11:31 AM
soja's Avatar
soja
Offline:
D.R.'s PM Casanova
Poster Rank:28
ҍɘҍɘn
Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 49,508
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 149 Post(s)
Quoted: 30219 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 10/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss49508
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

was probably the 3rd cuck boy she has had gunned down in front of her this year. there will be others.
4 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
><0300><, iqjap, jlpbeta, mr_feelgood
  #8  
06-25-2025, 12:48 PM
mr_feelgood's Avatar
mr_feelgood
Online
♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚
Poster Rank:131
Happy Happy Happy
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 12,377
 
Mentioned: 20 Post(s)
Quoted: 4079 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
13/20 17/20
Today Posts
9/11 ssss12377
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

Eckskyuze meee ken eye c yur recete?
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
iqjap
  #9  
06-25-2025, 12:55 PM
MrFlibble's Avatar
MrFlibble
Offline:
My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR
Poster Rank:296
Puppet
Join Date: May 2025
Posts: 4,303
 
Mentioned: 5 Post(s)
Quoted: 2350 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
13/20 1/20
Today Posts
1/11 sssss4303
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

The Power Rangers are getting lazy as fuck
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
mr_feelgood
  #10  
06-25-2025, 01:14 PM
Mr.NoCredit's Avatar
Mr.NoCredit
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:119
Secret Agent
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 13,185
 
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 2787 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
17/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss13185
Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

She did seem rather calm about the whole thing.
3 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
ajs11961, dystopian, iqjap


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO