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Clean Up on Aisle 7

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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

He was laying there and I'm like he may actually have survived that. And then... I'm pretty sure I was right for about 20ish seconds
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7

Damn.. Even came back for follow up shots.. Judging by her reaction, they just started kickin' it
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Best thing to ever happen to her
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Store policy is clear. NO SHAKING THE MERCHANDISE.

They take this very seriously

And Aisle 7??? That whole store only has three
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She was eerily calm about the whole thing. She checked him over, grabbed her phone and called the shooter to report his failure and he returned to complete his assignment. Cold and smooth like the autopsy table he'll soon be on. I like it.
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was probably the 3rd cuck boy she has had gunned down in front of her this year. there will be others.
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The Power Rangers are getting lazy as fuck
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She did seem rather calm about the whole thing.
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