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06-25-2025, 10:23 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:131 Happy Happy Happy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 12,378 Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Quoted: 4080 Post(s)
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Clean Up on Aisle 7
He had a coupon for death
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06-25-2025, 10:32 AM
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 General of the Armies Poster Rank:74 Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 20,464 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 7972 Post(s)
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7
He was laying there and I'm like he may actually have survived that. And then... I'm pretty sure I was right for about 20ish seconds  |
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06-25-2025, 10:33 AM
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7
Damn.. Even came back for follow up shots.. Judging by her reaction, they just started kickin' it  |
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06-25-2025, 11:05 AM
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7
Best thing to ever happen to her
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06-25-2025, 11:24 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,852 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23181 Post(s)
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7
Store policy is clear. NO SHAKING THE MERCHANDISE. They take this very seriously And Aisle 7??? That whole store only has three |
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06-25-2025, 11:26 AM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:449 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,475
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7
She was eerily calm about the whole thing. She checked him over, grabbed her phone and called the shooter to report his failure and he returned to complete his assignment. Cold and smooth like the autopsy table he'll soon be on. I like it.
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06-25-2025, 11:31 AM
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 D.R.'s PM Casanova Poster Rank:28 ҍɘҍɘn Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 49,508
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Re: Clean Up on Aisle 7
was probably the 3rd cuck boy she has had gunned down in front of her this year. there will be others.
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