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● 03-12-2010, 12:33 PM
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See, this is why I've never trusted toilets- any time I need a shit, I play it safe and do it in the kitchen sink....
Thank God for garbage disposals!
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Ahh!!! Looks like a sharkbite D: Dear god... *Note to self: never keep ceramic stuff in the toilet*
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ass wounds hurt so bad.
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i was masturbating on the toilet and leand back to far and the tank busted it was a big mess. i told my wife i was reaching for the tp lol true story
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Yea right
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nothing beats a squat bowl for toilet safety..

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Nah, I think I'll take my chances and just sit. *looks at pics again* Although...
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Ouch
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WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO STAND ON A TOILET ? I JUST PISS AND SHIT IN IT, WIPE FLUSH AND GO, AFTER I WASH MY HANDS OF COURSE, BUT THE IDEA OF STANDING ON A TOILET HAS NEVER REALLY INTERESTED ME, ALTHOUGH I HAVE HEARD THAT ORTHADOX JEWS AND SOME MOOSLUMS DO IT AS A HEIGENE THING ?
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Toilets kick ass!! More dangerous than drugs
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