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yea I don't think i'm gonna stand on toilets anymore...
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Ouch
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i think the real lesson is dont fall off the toilet ur standing on
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ouch. ive seen this years ago, but it still makes me afraid to stand on the throne :P
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is it ok if I still stand in the toliet like I always do?
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ZOMG that's horrible!

I did something real stupid one time. I was mooning some friends while they were in the office but I'm not super tall so I had to jump to expose my ass. Well I jumped and hit my buttcheek on the doorknob. Fucking bruised from the top of my buttcrack to my choad and dented the muscle so I have a dent in my ass to this day.
that's some funny fucking shit!
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I think I'll be shitting outside with the bears from now on!
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ZOMG that's horrible!

I did something real stupid one time. I was mooning some friends while they were in the office but I'm not super tall so I had to jump to expose my ass. Well I jumped and hit my buttcheek on the doorknob. Fucking bruised from the top of my buttcrack to my choad and dented the muscle so I have a dent in my ass to this day.

that must suck but u have to admit thats funny lol
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See, this is why I've never trusted toilets- any time I need a shit, I play it safe and do it in the kitchen sink....
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haha, ya fucking mongo....
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