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11-01-2015, 06:44 PM
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Re: Don't Stand On Toilets... Apparently
I take it you won't do that anymore after seeing her incident or if you do, you'll be extra carefull of what underneath you should you fall..
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11-01-2015, 10:59 PM
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Re: Don't Stand On Toilets... Apparently
I guess you could say that it ripped him a new asshole! Amirite? Don't forget kids...if Doc Brown can slip off a toilet, bump his head, and invent the Flux Capacitor,  so can you!
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02-01-2016, 09:43 PM
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Re: Don't Stand On Toilets... Apparently
That was a female soldier in Iraq who chose to stand on the edge of a porta potty. When the porta potty cracked from her weight, the sharp plastic sliced her buttocks open.
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05-17-2016, 08:20 AM
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Re: Don't Stand On Toilets... Apparently
When I was younger I ran into the bathroom slipped and head butted the toilet, thankfully it didn't break but I had a concussion and I have a permanent knot on my forehead from it  |
