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Don't stand on the toilet? Great, there go my plans for the weekend.
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Was she contemplating the nature of space and time?

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Nope, dangerous stuff!
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i remember standing on a toilet just recently... what the hell was i doing? goddamn this MPD! i don't even remember where i was. Shit!

i remember now!
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thats correct, it comes in a series of photographs. At my university they have signs up (semiotic) that instruct the asian students not to squat on western toilets because this can happen!
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did she cut herself on?! i can't think of anything that deadly sharp in my bathroom.
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did she cut herself on?! i can't think of anything that deadly sharp in my bathroom.
the porcelain toilet broke under her weight
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the porcelain toilet broke under her weight
HOLY SHIT THAT'S FAT!!! you know you need a whole new lifestyle when......
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HOLY SHIT THAT'S FAT!!! you know you need a whole new lifestyle when......

not really, weak material... think about it when you sit on the toilet your weight is distributed over the whole area vs squatting where weight is distributed to two spots under the feet, if there is a weak spot in the porcelain youre fucked...
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not really, weak material... think about it when you sit on the toilet your weight is distributed over the whole area vs squatting where weight is distributed to two spots under the feet, if there is a weak spot in the porcelain youre fucked...
seriously?! damn, now i'm scared of my toilet. cause that woman really looked like a fucking amazon. i only weigh 110. someone should make these things out of concrete then.


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