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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

That's one interesting stain. Love them arm veins too.
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

just a woman with a dislike for sexual deviancy
Maybe a name change to SCARLETNOTSOXXXTREME?
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

I had to Google what a shoehorn is. that looks painful even without a rupture. why not just get regular dick.. or even a dildo.. a fucking cucumber even
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Wow, I thought that was a hole in the ground but turns out it isn't my girlfriends ass either.
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wow. just wow. cheers for the scientific explanations. i was wondering how blood could look like that... decidedly the quirkiest shit I've seen on this site... which is really saying something
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

In this day and age when anyone can buy a $15 dildo online and have is shipped to your front door....
Why of all things, stick a shoehorn up your ass???
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em!

Actually, it did.
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I mean lol
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

Talk about a blowout...


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