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● 08-27-2020, 09:11 PM
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Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

This man probably wanted to do something very exciting, and I guess he thought it would be a good idea and fun shoving a shoehorn up his ass. It wasn’t. The man suffered serious rectal trauma and bled to death. The yellow liquid seen on the floor is serum which was separated during clotting, also known as serum separation, and the black mass is a large formed clot. The main pool has dried up and taken a darker colour as the serum is forced out.

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Fig 1. A large collection of blood next to the decedent was associated with self-inflicted rectal trauma from the shoe horn that was found next to the body.

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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

why only one photo?
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idk, I guess they just released one.
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I guess his security deposit isn’t being returned
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Prime candidate for a Darwin Award.

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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

I don't know but that dark mass seems much more disturbing than all the bloaters here.
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

The weird shit people will do to get their sexual kicks. What's wrong with 'normal' things?!
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

The weird shit people will do to get their sexual kicks. What's wrong with 'normal' things?!
This is exactly how my thinking goes, what a hassle if a wank or shag isn't enough and you have to go to all these fiddly and dangerous extra lengths just to reach the same conclusion!!
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Damn, that floor looks like a hole to China.
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