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08-28-2020, 03:48 AM
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

I've never had an issue with the shoehorn.
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08-28-2020, 05:04 AM
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The weird shit people will do to get their sexual kicks. What's wrong with 'normal' things?!
Exactly my sentiments.
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I've never had an issue with the shoehorn.
Me neither. I use one every morning - to put my shoes on.
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

I wonder what is he was trying to put in his ass to use a shoe horn. Maybe he was trying to get somebody’s foot out of his ass.
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"It wasn't." That statement in the description is the understatement of the day.
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

My ex wanted me to stick a round hairbrush up his ass. I said I would but I might have to use a hammer to get it in far enough. He called me a fucking psycho but never asked again. Funny creatures men. Show them a hole and they are just itching to shove something inside it. I wouldn't trust most men with a hole in the carpet... (Not a feminist, not a man hater - just a woman with a dislike for sexual deviancy before y'all jump on that bandwagon)
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

With regards to exsanguination as cause of morbidity, what many don't realize is the large number of capillaries situated in the anus, rectum, etc. Trauma of that region could easily be fatal! Incidentally, was such an abominable act truly the cause of death, or rather was it his perversion disorder compelling him to such practices?!
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

This is exactly how my thinking goes, what a hassle if a wank or shag isn't enough and you have to go to all these fiddly and dangerous extra lengths just to reach the same conclusion!!
Desensitisation.
The same reason some of us are here on DR and many would refuse to even peep.
Why victims of child abuse become child abusers.
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1000 Ways to Die
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Re: Man Dies After Shoving Shoehorn Up His Ass

Maybe trying to prise out a stubborn turd?
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