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Poor snake. Shoulda just waited for it to take a big crap. Dude wasn't going to get any deader.
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This is a FAKE. A hoax, Confirmed by more than one Herpetological source. There has never been a scientifically documented case of a snake of any species consuming a human. Not even a child. There is data supporting large constrictors attempting to consume very small children but these have only been attempts, all on limbs. All data has shown the animal releases or " spits out" the limb very quickly after the attempt.
I wouldn't be so quick with that assumption. There is one documented case where a Burmese Python tried to swallow a man after killing him. If the snake had turned the shoulders it would of went down. This was confirmed by the park service with pictures.

I saw this pic before prior to being cut open and it was always picatinny rat. This is the first time I have seen the body.
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How would you like to have to walk around with that hanging between your legs?
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YAY I GOT MY SNAKE BACK, dont know who did it but thanks.
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I wouldn't be so quick with that assumption. There is one documented case where a Burmese Python tried to swallow a man after killing him. If the snake had turned the shoulders it would of went down. This was confirmed by the park service with pictures.

I saw this pic before prior to being cut open and it was always picatinny rat. This is the first time I have seen the body.
Key word: tried. There has NEVER been a documented case of human consumption. This picture has NEVER been confirmed by any reliable source. Including the park service. I do not speak in assumptions.

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Key word: tried. There has NEVER been a documented case. This picture has NEVER been confirmed by any reliable source. Including the park service. Where ever you got your information, send it back it is wrong. I do not speak in assumptions.

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Well Doctor I think I confirmed what you fucking said. A snake has not ate a fucking person.
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Well Doctor I think I confirmed what you fucking said. A snake has not ate a fucking person.

Good, now that we have that straight. We can move on to proper sentence structure. Put down the beer, put out the bong, take your cock out of your sister, retrieve your crayon and lets begin. God Damned it STOP eating the crayon.
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