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09-15-2026, 11:54 AM
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Internet Technician Tied To A Cell Tower Because Internet Kept Buffering
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#2
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09-15-2026, 01:37 PM
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Re: Internet Technician Tied To A Cell Tower Because Internet Kept Buffering
They're just practicing now, for when AI starts to order this shit later as SOP. Next up, pour milk on his junk and set a suckling calf loose on him. |
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09-17-2026, 01:11 PM
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Re: Internet Technician Tied To A Cell Tower Because Internet Kept Buffering
I’m sure there’s a loose high voltage wire somewhere and pretty soon everyone is going to fry from electric shock. ⚡️  |
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10-15-2026, 09:13 AM
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Re: Internet Technician Tied To A Cell Tower Because Internet Kept Buffering
Why the hell would you want to reward him with sucky-sucky?
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10-15-2026, 11:39 AM
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Re: Internet Technician Tied To A Cell Tower Because Internet Kept Buffering
Heh... when a suckling calf isn't getting milk from the teat it's on, it can start to chew some in order to get it flowing. The chewing can become more insistent, if milk is still not delivered. Calves kind of automatically switch to a different teat if there's an issue, but in this case there'd be only one. :)
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