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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

When you are unfortunate enough to be born into that part of the world where starvation is everywhere, try not to call them stupid.
She wasn't trying to eat the shit because she was hungry, she was blowing air up its ass and/or cunt thinking it will produce milk.

They are stupid, being poor doesn't mean they are allowed to go full retard. Never go full retard.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

Well...I've heard of blowing smoke up someone's ass, but this is just silly.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

in western worlds, its "prove it works before i use it", most of third world countries. it's "prove it doesn't work before i stop it." and it's not the same thing at all....
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

i would butcher that cow to prevent starving than do that and make do with the milk.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

i would butcher that cow to prevent starving than do that and make do with the milk.
Yeah, the meat would probably not be the best but it would be a lot better than drinking that shitty milk. These villagers have probably built up a strong immunity but if you or I drunk that milk we'd be really sick! It has to be at least 5% cow shit even at the time the people are drinking it! Not that they'd care, they evidently think its ok to tongue a cows asshole straight after its taken a dump.
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That is gross and dumb beyond words.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

Video says anus, but clearly you're the expert. Have you found that in years where you blew air up a cows cunt the milk production was greater? What percentage increase have you noticed?
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha just pissed myself at this
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

I was just thinking...if your wife just gave birth to a child...and you wanted to make her boobies bigger...you'd just blow really hard into her vagina and she would produce more milk...thus making her boobies bigger? Let's all ponder this for a moment.
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Won't play. Probably for the best.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

Won't play. Probably for the best.
Still works for me, I just embedded from YouTube.


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