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How to Get Ebola from a Cow

Basically, she's blowing air up the cow's ass so that it creates more milk. Fucking dumb bitch, after getting cow shit all over her face and hands she then milks the cow... no pasteurisation from there, these fuckers will drink it as it is.

From what I can tell this has been customary in Africa (or at least this part of Africa) for many years. This isn't just a retarded person, but a retarded continent on show. Enjoy.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

That is just what poverty and undereducation causes. You do what you think/have experienced works.

Remember that we aren't very much better in the western world either. The huge ammounts of antibiotics we have used in farming is making bacterias more and and more resistant. And that can turn out to be a much bigger threat to our health than Ebola..
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

And this type of behavior and silly superstition that has contributed to the Ebola spreading. It's also why most Western countries have very little to fear from a pandemic. We just don't do some of the stupid shit that they do in Africa.
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And this type of behavior and silly superstition that has contributed to the Ebola spreading. It's also why most Western countries have very little to fear from a pandemic. We just don't do some of the stupid shit that they do in Africa.
Exactly. We cannot just dismiss it as being ok just because they're a primitive people, we are not talking about people from many years ago but people alive today. The fact is, if these people were informed that their superstitions were silly and useless they'd probably want to continue French kissing a cows shitty ass anyway. There are governments in these countries which should have access to enough information to learn the superstitions are wrong and then should care enough to make sure this shit is put to a stop. This can be done through education in most cases and force in select cases.

There are stupid superstitions in the west too and I hate them as well. Many of them come from religion, all types of religion, and religion is a cancer on society. I'm still pretty sure that if a farmer in the west started tonguing the assholes of his livestock we'd put a stop to it and we wouldn't want anything to do with his dairy products!
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

It's not the anus she's blowing into. It's the vulva, and subsequently the vagina. What this does is inflate the vaginal vault, causing cervical stretching. This leads to the release of oxytocin, which stimulates milk let-down.

This does work, and it's based on sound reproductive physiology.

Is it hygienic? Nope.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

It's not the anus she's blowing into. It's the vulva, and subsequently the vagina. What this does is inflate the vaginal vault, causing cervical stretching. This leads to the release of oxytocin, which stimulates milk let-down.

This does work, and it's based on sound reproductive physiology.

Is it hygienic? Nope.
Video says anus, but clearly you're the expert. Have you found that in years where you blew air up a cows cunt the milk production was greater? What percentage increase have you noticed?
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

this is a fantastic exhibit as to why my mantra has long been: fuck africa. sorry. i bet that bitch with her face buried in the cow's uterus has a smartphone in her pocket and access to google, wikipedia and international news feeds, and this is still how she acts. africans are a different breed, no doubt.
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Imagine what her breath smells like.
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Re: How to Get Ebola from a Cow

When you are unfortunate enough to be born into that part of the world where starvation is everywhere, try not to call them stupid.
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