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Re: 5 Things You May Not Care to Know About the Supposed World's Largest Penis

Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?

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Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?
Don't have one, but, no responses yet...

It is early in the day here.

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Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?
I tried it when I was in high school but only got about an inch or so past my head before my neck started getting too sore from the straining. I had a really hard time getting comfortable around women back then, so I figured "why not," I wanted to see what I was missing out on. Thank goodness I got past that phase.

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Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?
Hey, you asked., but I guarantee more straight dudes in here have tried it also.

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Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?
My gut's too big, my back's too old, and I'm no Ron Jeremy in the plumbing department. It wouldn't happen.

That being said, ethically-speaking, I don't see it being terribly different from masturbating with your hand. In that case, you're using one body part to arouse another body part and reach orgasm.

A more interesting series of questions might be: 1) "If you could suck your own dick, would you blast your man-chowder into your own mouth?"; and 2) "If so, would you spit or swallow?"

It's purely academic for me. But if I could do it, I suspect would be like that old joke about mopeds and bariatric women. They're fun, but you certainly don't want to be caught in flagrante delicto by anyone else.

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bigger than Shaquille O'neal?

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I think if someone would have caught me, I would have been permanently condemned to living out the rest of my life as a hermit with Elliot Rodger's social skills.

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I would have, except I had to settle for making a mess on my face instead. Kinda weird, since I felt like I had violated myself...never did that again. Guess you could say it was a one shot deal.

Yeah, my high school years really sucked for me.. I'm glad my luck changed in college.

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Alright, I'm done talking about this.
Someone else needs to share.

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I would have, except I had to settle for making a mess on my face instead. Kinda weird, since I felt like I had violated myself...never did that again. Guess you could say it was a one shot deal.

Yeah, my high school years really sucked for me.. I'm glad my luck changed in college.
Either way, I commend your candidness and honesty.

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