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06-19-2014, 02:00 PM
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Re: 5 Things You May Not Care to Know About the Supposed World's Largest Penis
Begs the question, would you suck your own dick if you could?
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06-19-2014, 03:55 PM
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Don't have one, but, no responses yet...  It is early in the day here.  |
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06-19-2014, 04:41 PM
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I tried it when I was in high school but only got about an inch or so past my head before my neck started getting too sore from the straining. I had a really hard time getting comfortable around women back then, so I figured "why not," I wanted to see what I was missing out on. Thank goodness I got past that phase.  True story, no bullshit. |
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06-19-2014, 04:43 PM
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Hey, you asked. , but I guarantee more straight dudes in here have tried it also. |
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06-19-2014, 07:57 PM
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My gut's too big, my back's too old, and I'm no Ron Jeremy in the plumbing department. It wouldn't happen. That being said, ethically-speaking, I don't see it being terribly different from masturbating with your hand. In that case, you're using one body part to arouse another body part and reach orgasm. A more interesting series of questions might be: 1) "If you could suck your own dick, would you blast your man-chowder into your own mouth?"; and 2) "If so, would you spit or swallow?"  It's purely academic for me. But if I could do it, I suspect would be like that old joke about mopeds and bariatric women. They're fun, but you certainly don't want to be caught in flagrante delicto by anyone else. |
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06-19-2014, 08:27 PM
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bigger than Shaquille O'neal?
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06-19-2014, 08:56 PM
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I think if someone would have caught me, I would have been permanently condemned to living out the rest of my life as a hermit with Elliot Rodger's social skills. |
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06-19-2014, 09:30 PM
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I would have, except I had to settle for making a mess on my face instead. Kinda weird, since I felt like I had violated myself...never did that again. Guess you could say it was a one shot deal. Yeah, my high school years really sucked for me.  . I'm glad my luck changed in college. |
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06-19-2014, 09:33 PM
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Alright, I'm done talking about this. Someone else needs to share. |
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06-19-2014, 09:57 PM
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Either way, I commend your candidness and honesty. |
