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07-15-2011, 04:27 PM
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Dog Suicide Bridge
 Located near Scotland's charming little village of Milton in the peaceful burgh of Dumbarton, the Overtoun Bridge is a local arch construction where no human beings have ever died in any suspicious circumstances whatsoever over the last few decades. However, during that span, for reasons we can't begin to possibly understand, hundreds and hundreds of dogs have killed themselves there. It appears that dogs have been plunging off of Overtoun since the early 60s, at a rate of one animal a month... bringing the total number today to around 600 mutts, who for some reason, decided to end it all.  And we're not talking about a series of unfortunate accidents that could have been avoided with a simple guard rail. People who actually witnessed the reported dogs willingly climbing the parapet wall and leaping to their doom with dumbass doggy grins on their faces. Whether they were crying blood remains to be confirmed. Theories on why is this happening have been all over the place, from particularly aromatic rodents to a simple stream of bizarre coincidences. We call bullshit on both seeing as--to paraphrase Ian Fleming--"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."  To further drive the point home, it has been observed that certain dogs that jumped off the bridge and survived, fucking climbed back up and THREW THEMSELVES TO THEIR DEATHS ALL OVER AGAIN. Because the great Overtoun demon's hunger will not be appeased with tries. He demands fresh canine blood, and lots of it.   <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ysvn2JDzVw8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> External Links: 1 - http://www.problempets.co.uk/media/overtounbridge.asp 2 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtou...dge_dog_deaths |
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07-16-2011, 01:48 AM
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Re: Dog Suicide Bridge
Hahahaha I bet it's a ghost throwing a tennis ball over the edge.
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07-16-2011, 07:23 AM
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Re: Dog Suicide Bridge
How bizarre Interesting though, someone should set up cctv there to catch footage of the dogs, surprised they haven't already. |
